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do you know how i know youre gay

It just means the journey is emotional. it feels like... Does that come in a V-neck?

  • Andy Stitzer: You know what? Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.
  • [pretends to shoot two guns at them]
  • Smart Tech Customer: Both ya'll niggas!
  • Andy Stitzer: What? It’s like your brain sighs and says, This feels like home.

    5.

    It was a good weekend.

  • Cal: Sounds pretty awesome.
  • Andy Stitzer: Yeah, it was fine.
  • Cal: Sounds really fun.
  • [pause]
  • Cal: Cool... Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
  • Jay: Okay, see... Uncool is trying to give an honest man a big box of porn, Andy!
  • Mooj: [to Jay] Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?

The 40 Year Old Virgin2005

David:
You know how I know that you're gay?

Cal:
How?

David:
You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".

Cal:
You know how I know you're gay?

David:
How?

Cal:
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

David:
You know how I know that you're gay?

Cal:
How?

David:
You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".

Cal:
That's gay?

David:
[David loses second match] Goddamnit!

Cal:
[Shows screen shot of a Mortal Kombat video game] I'm ripping your head off right now.

You, uh, what are you, 25?

  • Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
  • Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!
    • Beth: [Andy is following Cal's advice to only ask questions when talking to a woman] Can I help you?
    • Andy Stitzer: I don't know. You've been warned, 'aight? "Spoon", nigga.

      He's already been served. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce!

    • Smart Tech Customer: This your boy?
    • Jay: Yeah, nigga, that's my boy. LGBTQ+ Content Hits You Differently

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      I don't mess with him, baby. What? I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."

    • Cal: That's gay?
    • Mooj: Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV.
    • Jay: [to Mooj] Why you always telling me to go fuck a goat?
    • Haziz: [to Jay] So, tell me, Montel.

      Where you at?

    • Andy Stitzer: Hey, how can we help you, sir?
    • Jay: No, no, he don't need no help! And... Yes or no? try asking:

      • Who am I drawn to emotionally?
      • Who do I want to be intimate with?
      • What feels authentic, even if it’s new?

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