Gay boat names

You can’t call your boat something like “Coast Guard One” or “Mayday.” Nothing that makes you sound like an official rescue or government/law enforcement vessel. The best ship names are often short, punchy, and have a distinctive sound that sticks in the mind. However, the part about obscene, indecent or profane language leaves a lot open to interpretation, as we’ll see.

One additional rule that is less about content than form is that a boat name cannot be more than 33 characters in length. Names like "The Black Pearl," "The Flying Dutchman," or "HMS Victory" have become legendary. If you made it this far then maybe you’re not easily offended so these over the top names could be right up your alley.

Names like "Heart's Desire," "Serenity," or "Ocean Dream" create a sense of wonder and peace. That said, don’t forget that your local harbor or boating club could ban you for a name they find offensive.

Are the ship names suitable for fan fiction or creative writing? Amy’s experience in the shelter magazine category spans more than 20 years, as she’s previously held positions at Coastal Living and Cottage Living. And remember, it’s your boat and you spent money on it so feel free to name it whatever makes you happy.

1. Doggy Style
2. Master Baiter
3. Summer Hummer
4. Blew Bayou
5. She’s Wet Again
6. Constantly Wet
7. Dripping Wet
8. Wet Dream
9. Blow Hard
10. Blow Me
11. Wet Spot
12. For Wetter or Worse
13. In Her Course
14. Drips Ahoy
15. Jetting Wetter
16. Full of Seamen
17. Floating Seamen
18. Wasted Seamen
19. Blow Jib
20. Tie Me Up
21. Panty Puller
22. Oar House
23. Filthy Oar
24. Dirty Oar
25. Cheap Oar
26. Oaring Around
27. The Reach Around
28. Morning Would
29. Thong Chaser
30. The Money Shot
31. Booty Hunter
32. American Booty
33. Call of Booty
34. Reel Booty
35. Still Jerkin
36. Casting Couch
37. Shameless Hooker
38. Dirty Hooker
39. Cheap Hooker
40. High Priced Hooker
41. Happy Hooker
42. Wrecks Appeal
43. Wrecks Kitten
44. Wrecks and the City
45. Wrecks Life
46. Wrecks Machine
47. Wrecks Drive
48. Wrecks Object
49. Wrecks on the Beach
50. Wrecks Symbol
51. Wrecks Starved
52. The Joy of Wrecks
53. Wrecks Talk
54. The Opposite Wrecks
55. Wrecksting
56. IV Play
57. Airgasm
58. Boats n’ Hoes
59. Glory Haul
60. Moisture Missile

The Dirtiest Boat Names

We’re hiding this one at the bottom.

A truly epic ship name should inspire courage, convey power, and hint at the adventures that await those who sail aboard.